Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
Date Published: 09 March 2005
From The Onion
WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation’s first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces’ strategy for exiting Iraq.
“I’m pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq,” Bush announced Monday morning. “We’ll just go through Iran.”
Full Story (not for the satire impaired)
Steve is an experienced software architect and trainer, focusing currently on ASP.NET Core and Domain-Driven Design.